Naming Cuphead Bosses, with my Dad.

carnival-kerfluffle:

I asked my dad to name a few Cuphead bosses, to see how ridiculous they can get.

My Dad: Oh, that’s a genie.

Me: Yes, but can you guess his name?

My Dad: That’s Patrick Star! Genie Star – Patrick Genie!

My Dad: That’s Olive Oyl, with a spear in her head..

My Dad: Olive Spear.

My Dad: The… (struggling)

My Dad: …That’s Squidward.

My Dad: Squidward in tights. Squidtights.

My Dad: OH! Cinderella!

My Dad:

Cinder-Long Arms.

My Dad: Merley Sunflower.

Me: …Any explanation why?

My Dad: None at all. That’s Merley Sunflower.

Me: They’re brothers, so you have to give two names-

My Dad: Bert and Ernie.

My Dad: Bert and Ernie Croak.

My Dad: It’s Little Mermaid! It’s Ariel! And Ursula, rolled into one!

My Dad: Arsula!

My Dad: it’s.. um…

My Dad: Mr. Adams.