madredhattie:

Yet another list of things that actually happen in the Kingdom Hearts series:

• Ice cream is an important plot device on multiple, separate occasions
• One of the villains makes it a personal mission to be as big of a homewrecker to the Beast of Beauty and the Beast fame as he possibly can be
• A character is executed via immolation on-screen, in front of the horrified protagonist’s eyes
• Another character has his life energy choked out of him by a clone of a fifteen year old boy
• Danny Devito yells at you to get up on the hydra’s back
• A fifteen year old boy is excited to meet Santa Claus
• One good character consistently and repeatedly fails to recognize classic Disney villains as evil and offers assistance to them
• The entire events of a whole game are completely forgotten by several characters that experienced them
• Everyone memorized Axel’s name, much to Lea’s frustration