agenderpinkiepie:

there’s that post going around about sans’ “on days like these, kids like you… should be  b u r n i n g  i n  h e l l” line being completely badass and i agree but for me nothing is gonna beat burgerpants smoking a blunt and looking at the kid who’s murdered most of the underground and just going “i can’t go to hell. i’m all out of vacation days.”