bonni:

In honor of Adventure Time ending tonight, here are some things only true veteran fans remember:

• The “Susan is Finn’s mom” theory
• The “Fionna and Cake are the real characters’ ancestors” theory
• The “Susan is actually Fionna and also she’s Finn’s mom and she wears that hat in memory of Cake” theory
• BMO gender discourse
• Obsessively checking Natasha Allegri’s tumblr for new fanart and probably using one of her bubbline works as your phone background
• Watching fubblegum progressively transform from a popular ship into the most hated pairing in the entire fandom
• Listening to Youtube covers of “Remember You” on repeat
• The “Mathematical” recap videos and their subsequent purge from the internet after “What Was Missing” aired
• People writing 800 word essays about how Princess Bubblegum was actually the most despicable television character in history because of that one thing she did with Flame Princess
• Actually remembering a time when this was a simple show and Finn was happy
• The great bubbline drought that occurred between “What Was Missing” and “Sky Witch”
• “They should move the show to Adult Swim because Cartoon Network would never allow gay characters!”
• Digging through piles of weird NSFW fanfiction on fanfic.net because for some reason the entire fandom was really fucking horny all the time
• Actually knowing who Rebecca Sugar was before Steven Universe was a thing