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no fucking way its the actual post

I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes

this is one of the worst posts on tumblr

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But they value our lives even less

Ok but look:

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm