the-snatcher:

I wanted to write out my own crack story for her, since idk if GFB will give her any actual backstory and the ARG thing isn’t canon anyways and a bit vague.

Hat Kids parents died when she was very young, she doesn’t remember them at all until she learns to use time travel to see them from a distance. She was raised by a nameless Time Lord who taught her how to harness her time magic and used his time powers to bestow as much knowledge as he can.

This results in Hat Kid learning how to use her powers, build a ship, mend time rifts/pieces, read and write at the age of 6.

The inhabitants of her home planet each had their own abilities which they can bestow to another person, took pity on the parentless child and taught her how to defend herself. One notable skill is the ability to manipulate gravity to a small extent. Allowing her to jump higher than normal and carry objects that are normally too heavy for a child to lift.