floralflesh:

Hey I’ve spent the past week watching every bit of Wallace and Gromit content and like. You know that one post that talks about what a totally sexless character Wallace is? Fucking wrong. So wrong. I can say with 100% certainty that Wallace fucks. 3/5′s of the time the viewer is forced to deal with his god damn horny hetero bullshit. HE’S HAD FOUR LOVE INTERESTS. This man is more sexually active than I care to think about! And if I have to be burdened with this knowledge, so do all of you.