– loves the sound of saxophones. wishes he could play one
– WILL bite anything put in his face
– yells everything. doesn’t know how to speak quietly
– HORRENDOUS poker face
– likes pranks, especially at the expense of others. the thing where his face kinda falls forward at the beginning of his fight is one of his favourites
– uses a lot of slang but he has no idea what it means
– sometimes forgets what hes saying and just fuckin screeches till he remembers
– weird laugh. wheezes
– likes to dance but really he just. wiggles
– owns a bowler hat and thinks thats hilarious
– he’s definitely chattering through his entire fight
– afraid of water/drowning
– if he likes you he’ll just. nudge into you. repeatedly. let him.
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