King Dice: how’d you get in here in the first place aren’t you like 9?
Cuphead: I’m 11 so shut the fuck up
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What if Wally was a sentient cuckoo clock and sold his soul so he could become real and start a family
may i have your attention please
cuphead:
,-|B°)
mugman:
=| :O)
thank you for your attention
Tumblr: We want complex villains!
Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.
He merely responded
“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”
Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf – it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” – meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
Another good post to read for those writing small human characters.
My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.
My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.
I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults.
*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?”
OH SHIT SHE’S THREE
Mickey is short for Micholas
The battle of Yorktown: take the bullets out yo gun
stay alive reprise: TAKE THE BULLETS OUT MY SON
puns
Cuphead: Let’s go, Mugman!
Mugman: Beware, villains, you’re *snicker* about to get *snicker* MUGGED!
Cuphead:
Mugman:
Cuphead: I’m done
me playing undertale in 2015: I am so fucking done with this flower
me playing cuphead in 2017: I am so fucking done with this flower