kyleehenke:

zorarka:

I had this dream last night

It was like a video game, but I was one of the characters in the game in a party of four.

The other three were Markilpier, Jacksepticeye, and Thomas Sanders.

Thing is I was like the minor weak character so I just ended up being the healer of the entire party. I can’t remember what the other three were though, they just did their own thing.

Then like not even a minute into whatever quest we were doing this giant beast comes out and one shots everyone and takes them off to a castle, not including me. I was alone, so I set out for my own quest to save these guys. Really nothing happens until I get to the castle and the people running it decides to have a game. I had to go through levels of the castle, I was allowed to heal myself after every level. If. I beat the big beast at the end, me and the guys were allowed to go free. If I lost we would all die

So I went through the levels and got to the final boss, except for the fact they freaking switched the rules on me and I wasn’t allowed to heal myself before it. So I was killed instantly. The guys were on the sidelines in shackles, Jack yelled out something like ‘you fucking cheated you sacks of shit!’ Mark booed and Thomas looked super mad cause that just wasn’t fair. Everyone else cackled at my dead body.

That’s not the end of it thou, because there was an explosion and everyone went super quiet as Kylee Henke, KYLEE-FREAKIN-HENKE rushed in and yelled, “HEY, DEAD GIRL, STAY DETERMINED!” And I freaking got up and did a bullshit power up before oneshotting the boss like one punch man. Everyone except the guys scrambled away in fear at me and my now bloodied figure.

Kylee the. Walked up to me, told me that she was there to help me realize my powers as the meme conqueror (Basically I would conquer distant worlds with memes) and said I was to take myself and the guys to Mars. She then handed me Asgores septer trident thing and said “Take this, all ends are beginnings.” And told me I was to destroy the Worm God Xol to free the people of Mars with the power of memes.

And then we went to Mars and did exactly that.

And that’s how I became the Meme Conqueror.

I wish I was actually good at memes XD

ur fuckin welcome